Must not make joke about ice queens and buckets of ice water. MUST NOT MAKE JOKE ABOUT ICE QUEENS AND BUCKETS OF ICE WATER!! Her last name is even Wintour! GAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Runs out of the room screaming incoherently.

"having stolen a few cigarillos," Stop repeating this! It's not true. Even the shop owner has said no theft happened.

The only person who deserves to be arrested out of all of this is her plastic surgeon.

Those lips are so bloated you could feed a family of four off them for a week.

ANDREW KEEGAN STARTED A CULT...IN MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE SINGLE TEAR IN THE DIXIE CUP.

You know, I'm a literally flaming liberal (I eat fire for a living) and having worked with human oddities, I can tell you that they are pretty much over your condescension. She's an adult with the faculty to consent to being displayed, so just take it easy on the exploitation pity.

Lock your kids inside the house so they can sit on their asses and get diabeetus.

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

I mentioned this somewhere else yesterday, but it should be here, too, even if it's just a technical clarification: most of these trolls weren't using our non-IP-tracked, anonymous "Burner" accounts. They were logging in using throwaway Twitter accounts as verification. So while the overall comment/groupchat system…

Sincere thanks to the tech and product people — both New Yorkers and Hungarians — for working tirelessly and staying up until the wee hours to deal with this. Köszönöm.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

I dunno, it's pretty hard to come with a context for "unarmed teen gets shot multiple times by police officer after running away following a physical altercation" that makes much sense.

There are so many things I want to say. I was there both at the peaceful vigil last night and again this morning passing out bottles of water. I'm being tailed by some right wing, racist trolls, so my comment probably will unwittingly turn into a shit fest but let me tell you, the truth on the ground is: There are lot…

Can you explain why Mike Brown was gunned down in the street while James Eagan Holmes, who killed twelve people and injured 70 others after opening fire in a movie theater, was escorted into a squad car?

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

vote with your money.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Noooo! Run, Malala, run! She's too nice for her own good, giving that little shit some of her time, and now he's name dropping her in an attempt to make himself look like less of a little shit. God, he's a smarmy little shit.

Thanks for sharing your story Anne. Like others have said, I could have written this myself as well. Throw in a "You don't want to get diagnosed with depression because it will show up on your health insurance for the rest of your life and make you hard to insure" (Thanks mom). Your story, and my story are one of…

It did for me. I can pinpoint the exact moment and I was 27.