I remember right after I went en pointe as a kid, the Chicago Tribune ran a full-page side-by-side comparison (in the sports section) of a ballerina's body compared to Michael Jordan's. It detailed how it takes just as much training, muscle, strength and agility to perform as a ballerina as it is to make dazzling NBA…

Sweet zombie jesus, I watched it with the sound off and that is one seriously lovely ad. Those calves!

Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?

They're making a Hidden Tiger, Crouching Dragon sequel now?

Look at those arms! Go on, gurrrl, with your bad self!

Excluding portions of a paragraph so you can pull seemingly contradictory quotes isn't a good basis for any sort of argument. "But as some have pointed out, it would be nice to see a wider array of body types, period." Plenty of women looking one way doesn't mean that it should be peddled as the only way to look (as…

What I want is a recipe app that syncs easily with myfitnesspal. I can never seem to use it for more than a day or two before I get tired of inputting all my meals made from scratch.

Or she's 13, disoriented when she woke up & thought she was initially imagining it. I know I'm not on top of things when I wake up in the middle of the night. But you know, or she's fucking stupid. That too.

One of his dealbreakers is wearing a fedora...but that could be because he's the only one alllowed?

Are you the guy who wrote this list?

Okay, I'm pretty down with the not wearing helmets thing (my dad's a ER doctor and calls people who ride without helmets on any kind of bike "donors") but the rest of this stuff?

My deal breaker is assholes with high standards who thinks they're worth the time and patience to read their long shitty lists. I bet you anything this guy is ugly on top of being a bag of dicks.

I'm a huge fan of the Ravens, and I've had to steer clear of Facebook today due to the abundance of heinous bullshit people are posting in response to this. So let me just say a couple things to head some notions off at the pass:

Can they release a version of this film with running commentary from Hoda and Kathie Lee? Because that's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch it.

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.