Babyshambles
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Babyshambles

That kitten is I inappropriately adorable. I mean, most kittens are cute but THAT kitten is the pinnacle of cuteness. I need it now.

So, anyway, I was nineteen, and I had problems. I had pretty much been depressed and angry since I could remember, and going to university cut me off from my support system of family and friends. My freshman year, things came to a head in the form of a godawful cliche: my high school boyfriend came home on

I also managed a Haunted Blockbuster. Like, working there was scary enough without the weirdness with the video cameras and the footsteps I could clearly hear on the stairs when I was up in the Managers office alone. There was a lot of jumping out of my seat to throw the door open and catch whoever was on the steps

TL:DR About an old farmhouse.

Scary story time:

Actually Haley Joel Osmont looks pretty much exactly like a child in a suit would look.

Doug Barry usually does the Sunday Dirt Bag. Does this mean...could it be that Doug Barry is finally gone??

Super generous. Because GOD DAMN. They make it amazing. Usually people twerking is "funny"...but that was JAW_DROPPING. Those are some talented females.

Its interesting how you see Black women's asses as somehow being the antithesis to Feminism. I think it's typical 2nd wave bullshit to not be able to expand your mind and see the liberation in twerking. See how black women's asses have been starting and ending movements before you ever picked up your first steinem

Trust me, I see your point completely.

BUT, just to be charitable to their side, I think it's a"sex positive" view of having sexual power in a patriarchal world. In a sense, it's about operating under patriarchal sexual norms and feeling empowered by your own sexual creativity and talent. These women have clearly

I will pack about 20 sandwiches, some Gatorade, 10 bottles of wine, and oreos, and I'll be there at 5 am. You'd better be outside with your bags packed, Beck, or I get alllllllllll the pashminas!

Can't stand Fox "news" or her, but I'm not gonna rag on this. I don't see how it hurt anyone (it was actually kinda commendable) and there a bajillion other things that are more worthy of my disdain. Move on, people.

My aunt wore that hairdo in the 80's. And the 90's. And the 00's.

She must have some fucking STORIES.

Y'all. He is my best friend's neighbor. She sees him on the bus, and he's either wearing this shirt or a pirate shirt and a medallion.

This dude's recurring night terror:

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

Nothing racist.

I'm not a pirate, but [masturbate furiously to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean]

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."