"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

Everything Doug Barry writes is an insensitive mess.

I'm a little upset that it's not mentioned that Jezebel also messed up in how this was addressed.

She's been labeled a bit of one, seeing as she's criticized Justin Bieber for not providing "a real depiction of what it's like to be a young person,"

I love how some people don't understand what slut shaming is.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I thought Sinead's letter to Miley was tacky and it really seemed like a ploy for attention. I wish people would leave Miley alone. Sinead is acting ridiculous. I'm not saying Miley's responses were appropriate but Sinead's words were out of line and outdated.

$5 says Moiley (typo and it stays) rips up a picture of Sinead at the end of her "performance" on Saturday Night Live. Who's with me?

On Lena Dunham, who apparently "...only dresses up as a giant baby when she is playing a fictional character," I present exhibit A:

They're both horrible. Sinead with her slut-shaming, and Miley with her mocking of mental illness.

Because there's NO WAY Sinead staged a giant publicity stunt centered around the most talked about person in music right now so that we might, um, talk about Sinead again, right? No, this had absolutely no upside for her. /sarcasm

Yeah I wasn't a fan of the "behaving like a prostitute" bit, but I'm still with Sinead overall. Making fun of mental illness is such an asshole thing to do.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Sinead pulls a classic slut shaming stunt and Miley is STILL your personal pinata?? What in the actual fuck you guys.
I can't believe I'm saying this but LEAVE MILEY ALONE ALREADY.

Yeah, the hoodie under a blazer is telling.

Unengaged people making wedding pinterests seems pathetic to me. I'm going to get slammed by 50 people telling me "It's just good sense and I loooovvve weddings!:))))!" but I'm saying it: It looks pathetic.

Aww was Biebz little legs getting tired? Shoulda' brought a stroller.

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

Are these his leather jogging pants?

I was looking for a funny picture of a typical Guido man. Then I found this and now I am happy.

You know what? Pumpkin spice is fun. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it! People who have nothing better to do than get irritated by seasonal food trends can cry into their unspiced soy lattes and get a fucking life. Next thing you know we'll have people bitching about how too much stuff is chocolate…