ANNA! Way to yadda yadda yadda that bit of news there at the end. Thanks for everything. We'll miss you!

Wait, what? Anna, you're leaving us?? :(

Oh noes, Anna! We will miss you too much! Where are you going?

I'm just so tired. This whole thing makes me tired.

"Yes. He has. He kind of treated me like I was disposable. He left, and went on a victory tour without me."

Every time I write about a Vampire Diaries star I feel like Buffalo Bill trying to imitate Catherine Martin's screams while she is down in that well in Silence of the Lambs.

Remember that article about wanting to eat babies from the other day? I'm coming for Louis Bullock. I know he's not a baby baby, but man, that kid is CUTE.

Wow that Paris Hilton response was actually fair and classy.

Salem had to intervene on the set of Sabrina

D: You know she caught hell from her psycho husband because of our article :(

Obvi.

Who? Does she have black panties?

If Melissa is reading this, please get some information about what 'rape' is. Please get information about what constitutes 'abuse'. Talk to a professional. Not because I think you're stupid and ignorant - I don't. Please do it so that you understand that what you have described in your book, and what you're telling…

Oh Melissa... I hope you see this. We are really, really #SAD for you. We aren't haters. We aren't jealous. We are genuinely concerned for your well-being since you have made public the really severe, manipulative abuse you are dealing with. Read up on abusive relationships. Find a website when your husband is…

Right, right? Right! Not a good choice.

I don't get why anyone is bothering with body size when the fact that a raccoon was wrangled and tamed to the point of being able to wear a dress and pose for pictures is fucking astonishing enough in its own right.

Dude, she started this 15 months ago and she's only on sandwich #176. Something about this sounds fishy. She's almost exactly on the "Three sandwiches a week, four weeks a month, 12 months year" pace - not the ramped up "Making sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert" pace she says. I CALL BULLSHIT (on…

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

So to save everyone the trouble of googling Palimony like I just did, here's Wikipedia: