I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal is fine. T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high…

I was hoping Jezebel would cover this, but you guys totally buried the lead here! The worst bits are in his "about me" section, where he discusses how much he despises race-mixing, gays and poor people. Oh, and he's a 9/11 truther. Your move, ladies.

Mr. Efron needs to step up his game.

oh no wait one thing to add

nothing else to add.

Miley needs a seat. I'm so damn tired of her. Go away, child.

"They're my homies."

Uhh

What is this 'sitting' that you speak of? Seems like too much work.

I loved Kelly Osbourne's dress, but am I the only one who needs for that hair color to go away? She's rocked it for a while, and it really doesn't do anything for her.

Zosia Mamet's dress is the worst. It is what someone would get kicked off Project Runway for making.

lizard? Excellent.

This is horrible. Was there not even a mirror in the room when you tried it on-level Horrible.

Anyone else catch Ms. Fey, post-popcorn gag, and after they announced her win, wipe her hands on her dress? YES. It was classic. I would do that. Wear an amazing gown and wipe butter on it. (To be fair, I saw no evidence of staining. Maybe it was not buttered. Maybe it was caramel popcorn).

All right. There is a LOT of awesome here, in particular the entire red dress section. HOWEVER.

RJ Mitte tweeted this. Damn, bro, you're pretty slick.

Oof, Lena. You could have done so, so much better.

oh fucking dear, no...

not sure what you mean by "best shape" considering that the shape is her own body. the neck is a little "eh" but otherwise she looks amazing.