If I'm 1/1,000th as fabulous as this when I'm her age, I'll die happy.

Disagree on Lena Headey — it fits her personality perfectly and she looks great in it.

No mention of the weird visible underwear look of Julianne Hough's dress?

Yeah, it was the hammer that was weird about a hedgehog in a muscle shirt riding a wrecking ball mimicking a pop star's video.

Yeah, can't wait for this. Been waiting a long time. Sexy Beast is an amazing film , and Birth was hugely underrated; the opening always gives me tingles:

If by the Ross Geller of rap you mean the hottest guy around then yes, Madeleine, I AGREE.

Hopefully it comes with it's own comb

I thought people wanted to prevent their b-hole hair from getting this long?!

I think you're screwed the moment you meet a guy like this.

The author's Elite Daily bio describes him as "A young writer, philosopher, music producer and DJ," because of course he is all of those things. That's why he knows so much about The Ways of the World! Tell me again how I feel about men sticking things in my butt, O Wise Philosopher Paul Hudson

No to anal. Just NO! >:(

Also, why does EVERY guy seem to think ALL women HAVE to love anal? I'm starting to think guys who can't comprehend women not liking it feel that way because they like it so much.

They stopped making good music in the 90s? If you want to get on your high horse and say "they stopped making good music", I feel like you need to go back to the 70s.

36. Women are never free.

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

"Crusty old hag" — referring to a 16-year old. It's time for EVERYONE to get off my lawn.

It's a popcorn dress! I bet it gets all tiny when she takes it off!

I'm just learning about this monstrosity now. From the book's website:

How does one do this? Pour a little honey on a damp wash cloth? (I could probably just google this. But, you know..reasons and stuff)