Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Madonna wearing a grill, you say?

That she has a show. That this isn't about money or publicity. That "Kimye" is a word.

I'm sorry I just got here. What is this all about again?

The part that blows me away about all this (and yet, is so so predictable) was how long these negotiations took (I think I heard they started Monday?). I picture it something like this:
Lawyer: Bob, this is some seriously heavy shit. You need to resign.

GTFO Filner

Well obviously sucking on a penis straw during your personal time in a different state altogether is just as bad as physically molesting another person in the workplace.

Like... Is this for her fans? To send her gifts?

Totally going to ignore the article here and just say HAIRSPIRATION! Gorgeous.

"Wouldn't it be cool if we lived in a world where people took care of a their fellow humans in compromised states..."

Glad I'm not the only one that got confused. I had a moment of "Wait...Munn is dating that hot Swede I have a crush on from the Killing, right? And Wilde is about to marry Sudeikis, isn't she? WHY DO I KNOW THIS?"

Why does Oprah keep interrupting her?

Should have read the byline before clicking through. Wouldn't have done so if I had. This article is tacky and needlessly mean spirited. I mean white powder could have been adderal. Not like the effects are all that different. That's basically legal coke. Many people don't resort to street drugs until they can't get…

Yeah, not to mention what appears to be really abusive parents. It's like back off. At this point we're just piling on her because it makes us feel better about ourselves.

This seems oddly hostile. I mean, who really gives a damn if it was 10, 15, or 50 times. It's not like she kept a log, so any number is ultimately meaningless. She said she did it, she admitted she's an addict, she's going to try not to do it anymore. What's offensive about that?

No. No one does. I wish she hadn't felt compelled to do this interview, because it's really none of our business. It's going to take her years to get right in the head if she can stay sober that long. Inviting the public in is a perversion of the process.

You know what would be great? If Jezebel also lambasted all the shitty things they do against women. If LL killed herself this morning you know we would have a piece on here decrying just this form of "too effing involved" gossip journalism. SO lets beat the band and just have one half of Jez correct the other.

Who the hell cares how many times Lindsay Lohan says she did coke? Girl has problems and it's obvious drugs and alcohol aren't at the root of these probs. I'm sick of seeing articles about her.

This article is kinda mean. Poor kid has a family history of addiction, and has this disease herself.

Can we please talk about how she's not wearing a bra? How did her people/Oprah allow that? The first 10 minutes of this interview should have been Oprah taking her to a bra fitting. Maybe I'm just picky because I finally did that a couple weeks ago, but her boobs need support. How can we trust her to stay clean if…