I just took the quiz, and apparently I'm a Nespresso Coffee Maker. I didn't even realize that was one of the options.

Also, this is Thor Lund:

Size 14 is not big, especially at 5'10"! Ugh. I just hate everything.

HIS actions went unnoticed? HIS ACTIONS? HIS???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

She does look happy, and so does he, despite rumors to the contrary.

Yo, hamster, Imma let you finish, but Teddy has the best corn-eating video OF ALL TIME.

This kitten is demonstrating mine.

Lady Gaga's on the cover of V, looking very Shane today...

I blame pinterest for this ridiculousness. Go there and search "pregnancy announcement". Oh those fucking shoe pictures are EVERYWHERE. It's all so lame. And I say this as a pregnant person.

Terrible thought: I hope that that's the pregnant woman's brother and not her husband.

This is SO freaking cute!

You don't. Your spouse does.

I've actually been thinking about this as a few years ago my partner also died suddenly and unexpectedly. At the time, one of the hardest things for me to get my head round was that, aside from his other loved ones, the rest of the world did not know or care. I felt like it should have been headline news, like the…

Based only on what we've seen through media reports & her personal Twitter account, I'm really glad to read this. No joking, no teasing about her (both of which I'll admit to doing in the past). I'm genuinely hopeful that she's receiving the care she needs to get her life back to a safe and happy place.

I know this seems like an inappropriate reaction but... Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope she gets some real help. It would be great to see her go on to be a spokesperson for mental health. It is sad how much mental illness is still stigmatized.

When I had a newborn, I had a difficult time breastfeeding at first. Getting him latched and feeding in a way that would not tear my nipples to shreds required both hands and a full, unobstructed view of what he was doing, and once he got on there, I couldn't move at all because he'd break his latch and we'd have to…

I'm sure I'll get blasted for this, but here goes... I am a mom to a 3-month-old. So I get the need to feed. It's important. It's natural. But really, I don't think it's too much to ask someone to cover it up in public. Politely. It shouldn't escalate into a brawl. And if the person refuses, then you should just walk…

Fuck, they addressed you by name. I'd probably piss myself if I got a letter from the most dedicated organization of stalkers on the planet addressed to me by name.

Also—WOW she's out and about living life with a 16 day old infant. PROPS lady! Mad props! That is awesome.

Who the hell can get that offended about feeding a SIXTEEN DAY OLD baby?

Don't ever change. This positioning is what made me read two articles that I most likely would have otherwise not clicked on. :-)