Gotta love those free market, hands off government Republicans who will support the fact Trump just literally ordered companies to stop doing business with China. 

We’re in uncharted territory now. I’m equally parts alarmed, curious and apprehensive to see where this latest barrage of idiocy leads....

You hereby “order” companies to look at alternatives to China? Putting aside the dictatorial nature of that statement, WE ALREADY ARE BECAUSE OF YOUR TARIFFS YOU BLOATED ORANGE BUFFOON!

I can’t wait for Trump to start saying that guys like Hugo Chavez & Robert Mugabe may have made some mistakes but that they had some good ideas when it comes to how to deal with central banks.

He does have his undeniable charms. If he outlives Trump, every bar within a 20 mile radius of his house better make sure they have extra booze on hand because they’re going to be giving out a lot of rounds to patrons that he’s going to be buying to celebrate.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

The shots of the exorbitant and COPIOUS prime rib and lobster were well-placed, considering that they were eventually thrown in the garbage. I can’t imagine how well paid those staff members must be to just chuck that shit in the garbage instead of squirreling it home for themselves.

I just said this, but I think this is what happened:

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

Never doubt Trump’s ability to somehow make his statements worse and weirder than you could possibly imagine.

It’s easier to just never stop.

Everytime I say to myself I’m at a loss for words to describe my feelings about this irredeemable fool, he does or say something else that leaves me even more speechless than I thought possible. Wow.

Judeo-Christian God you're dumb

No. 

“SAID EVERY WANNA-BE AUTHORITARIAN EVER” is the big talking point here right after the anti-Semitic trope pelting.

Here we go. “If you don’t vote for me you are disloyal.” Said every dictator ever.

Even more chilling, though, is Tabitha’s response: “You did a thing. Mazel tov.” Christ.

Ok Comrade Tomato

Shut up, tomato.