You beat me to it! Curse you, The Greys!

who’s her dad

I totally agree with you, including with the Real Housewives. Like, yeah, I get that awful people make for great television, but when you have women who are critically endangering themselves and others, or espousing hateful rhetoric (see also: Nene Leakes, Taylor Armstrong), they SHOULD NOT BE IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

It’s not humiliating to him; it’s rewarding. He’s being treated like a beloved chubby Hollywood sidekick - like a Bluto or a Tommy Boy or a Chunk - instead of what he deserves, which is total derision (short of obscurity).

I refuse to watch this lest my love for “Spice Up Your Life” is tainted. I’ll listen to that shit till the day I die, at which point it will still make me feel like a giddy 11-year-old.

I am totally 100% with you. This asshole IS NOT A CUTE CELEBRITY. Stop inviting him to do things! History will not look kindly on these people, nor will it forgive ABC for giving them an apology.

I’m sure they can refuse but that it would essentially amount to quitting the show. And I also think that certain pro dancers are matched up with their “celebrity” for a reason so there’s not much room for reassigning anyone.

I lived in DC and exactly a year after we had the Sniper. I was 15-16 years old and suddenly started thinking about my own mortality. How easy it is in America to just not live to the age of 30.

I wonder if he ever met Meghan McCain’s dad, whose name I forgot

I’m having so much trouble caring about the Joanie story line, and one of the reasons is the future imagining. It just seems so fucking implausible. Like yes, I’m sure in 30 years many things will be drastically different, but I doubt that we’d have electronic pill bottles and that the New York skyline will transform…

LOL forever at “Professor SexFrench.” God, I find all of Noah’s love interests post-Allison so fucking boring. I could not stand that woman, and I know I should care about Janelle but I just can’t bring myself to do it. She’s an interesting character but all her credibility is thrown out the window when she shacks up…

That was my take: Carl was an asshole last season because (I’m pretty sure) we met him through Noah’s eyes. He probably plays more favorably this time around because Janelle cares about and admires him.

“Brutal” is right. This episode proved how deeply depraved and primal humans can get, all while framing it in the context of sophistication and elite echelons. Logan’s psychopathy is right up there with the architects of the Holocaust. But for that reason, I loved this episode. I wanted to curl up in a ball and die,…

Seriously. At first I liked him because he seemed like the only character whose whole life wasn’t a pool of ugly hatred, but then he comes out as a batshit insane libertarian. After 2016 we should all know that a joke like Connor Roy could be in fact exceedingly dangerous.

Ah, thank you, that makes sense

While I love that quote and everything about Dolly I hate that she’s now been roped into this.

Yeah, I know there are some dynastic companies that still exist but the Trumps were the only example I could think of at the top of my head - and that is arguably a pretty shitty example. Thank you for reminding me of the Murdochs. I guess what I always stop to consider is that so many of Wayco-Roystar’s most vital…

YOU GOT A LOT TO LEARN, PUP

You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair

I used to watch that movie near daily, shortly before my parents got us our first dog (I think my obsession with the movie heavily persuaded them).