I think he understands the concepts of dog-whistles and *wink wink, nudge nudge* behaviors very, very well

“Womp womp!”

I read an article somewhere - wish I could find it - about all the things Trump’s handlers do to his wardrobe that are designed to make him look taller and more distinguished but in fact make him look tottered and old. I think he has lifts in his shoes that cause his weird lean forward, and obviously his suits are…

This is a Rich Person’s Dog

Kristen strikes me as someone who tries desperately to be exactly like the rest of the cast (young, attractive, funny, popular, tolerated by Lisa Vanderpump) but fails miserably at every opportunity. What’s more is that she knows when she fails and she knows she’s unpopular, and is resentful as fuck about it. So she’s…

Yeah, I think she took a lot of umbrage with the girls putting a kibosh on her talking about Carter. Which is TOTALLY fair on the girls’ parts. Kristen is so that girl that does nothing but complain about her shitty boyfriend 24/7 (because her boyfriend = her life) but goes postal the minute you tell her to break up…

I like Schwartz on his own, but Katie & Schwartz are boring at best or toxic at worst. I truly don’t believe they even like each other, let alone love one another romantically. They’ve said out loud multiple times that they never have sex, and I think their marriage is purely a fabrication for the show.

When my ex and I lived together (in an era BC - Before Claw) I used to make thermoses full of half lemonade, half vodka for us to drink by the pool on weekends. Whatever we didn’t finish I put back in the fridge. One morning my ex called me on the way to work complaining that he felt dizzy and nauseous. He had grabbed…

I am not a doctor, but I seriously doubt White Claw is better for you than beer. It’s still alcohol - and that alcohol is derived from sugar. So while you may not be loading up on beer hops, you’re definitely getting your fair share of sugar.

It’s the perfect pool drink, since it’s alcohol but doesn’t leave me feeling weighted down or bloated or dehydrated. Also it’s DELISHUS.

I’m afraid that if Trump skips out on a debate it’ll only make it that much easier for him to win. If there is any middle ground or undecided voter left in America by the Fall of 2020 (I can’t imagine there would be, but let’s pretend), the debates would help sway them towards the Democrat (because literally anyone…

Oh Jesus, you’re probably right. And staying away from the debate stage would make his reelection campaign a hell of a lot easier for him. He’s got his echo chamber; he’ll just keep going to rallies filled with his sycophants and scream about the opponent with no one there to make him look like the idiot is.

I lived there for two years with an ex and have never seen it in writing other than on an envelope mailed to our apartment. I’m shocked.

I love Vanderpump Rules but objectively hate everyone on it. Hatewatching is a thing and so is trashtalking reality stars on blogs.

I cannot wait for the very inevitable “Jax cheated on me while I was pregnant” story line.

I agree 100% with this whole comment. Stassi might be reformed, and it might be thanks to Beau, but people don’t really change who they are at their core. Remember last season she was STILL throwing drunken temper tantrums at 3 am. The only reason you don’t see her acting out as much anymore is because she’s no longer…

I don’t think she’s “a Reaganesque fake” (she seems nothing if not self-confident and transparent in who her wacky ass self is), but I do think that she is exceedingly histrionic. She’s the only candidate I’ve ever witnessed who literally seems like they’re about to cry. All of her answers were delivered like she was…

Thank you for articulating the idea of reclaimed words (like the N-word) so well.

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Oh my god, this. I almost thought Bernie and Sanders paid CNN to just hold him up by the shoulders all night so they could knock his lights out.