Just as I did with my own parents, I’m actually rooting for divorce.

I’m firmly of the mind that idiots who petition HBO to remake the last season of GoT are entitled simpletons, but this is a campaign I can get behind.

Seriously. Bonnie is so not a woman who wants to run inside on a machine.

That was at a couple’s retreat in Big Sur or somewhere. You won’t be seeing him again.

As someone who’s recently been searching for a mental health professional, I try to avoid recommendations from people particularly close to me because I feel like it’s a conflict of interest. Not that the issues I’d bring to my therapist are all about my platonic friends (more about boyfriends, anxiety, my job), but I…

I’d say the Ambien-induced car wreck was pretty damning (that signals a threat to her children, even if they weren’t in the car), but other than that Mary Louise’s case barely holds any water. Bringing a rando home (also on Ambien, so maybe Mary Louise noticed that) was totally fine. Like you said, Celeste is ALLOWED…

Agreed. I think another good option if they accepted the invite would be to then just not show up and leave Trump grinning and lurching in a room full of Big Macs like an idiot.

specially for his age and health (heart disease).

Oof, I don’t think I can watch that. I’m not a big fan of reliving the political disasters that happened in real life through entertainment, but that show does look particularly good.

Nothing at all, I’m just saying that in a normal world...

Totally agree with you. I’m just saying it would be extra gross this time because it’s a national team that won a global tournament. It was a victory for the US, not just a US city.

Or “Hey West Covina!” I fuckin love that song and his voice just SLAYS in it. It’s so buttery and rich (and the song is also in a range I can sing along)

Hel-Loh!

Accurate. I can’t wait to see how the White House handles this. Will they invite the team over? Obviously they’ll be met with a resounding DECLINE but the optics of not inviting them would be pretty gross.

As someone who hates Fox News, I love this. Fox News is essentially the state propaganda machine, and I think it’s one of the few things that gives his fascist hatred of the press any sort of legitimacy. If he cuts ties with Fox News, he cuts ties with the last “major” (not good, just major) news network and he begins…

“War Story” immediately reminded me of this, probably because he capitalized it:

Every week her hair looks more and more like a dusty wig. The stylists really need to do better.

Maybe it’s another “Jon Snow didn’t pet Ghost” ruse and next week for the finale Tormund will enter stage left and finally chuck an ice cream cone at Meryl’s head.

God, I missed Old Greg so much on Crazy Ex Girlfriend and watch his old songs like this one like once a week.

I demand NO TOM CRUISE.