This is the second time this fuckstain has been suspended for, effectively, thinking that his personal religious beliefs supersede the law. You know, that law that he’s supposed to be the arbiter of. I’m hoping this is really the last we hear of him, but then again he got reelected after the first time, so...

How high is the box he’s standing on to make him appear slightly taller than Nicole?

If you have a few minutes, this video has a theory as to why Trump speaks/write like the way he does. It’s very interesting.

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

Yeah, I wouldn’t hate these shows so much if the men weren’t obnoxious assholes. Like, it’s fine to be not conventionally attractive or overweight or whatever, but it’s not okay to be a complete jerk. I think the irksome thing is that the wives in these shows are always the complete package (smart, successful, caring a…

Seriously. Spend decades, nay, centuries, telling women that they are not allowed to judge men’s attractiveness and doing so makes them shallow, while overtly letting men know that treating women as objects and, shocker, people get the impression that women “naturally” don’t care about looks while it’s all men care…

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

should have done a better job picking her husband

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

Not to mention the large amount of money that’s siphoned off to these non-tax paying churches that could be used to improve the community. Due to the current folly of having schools paid for by property tax dollars it does not serve us well to have churches on every damn corner not paying taxes and contributing to the…

Don’t have kids. Problem solved. Just don’t ask us to subsidize birth control, you slut.

Sincerely,
The G.O.P.

Here’s his face, since he wants attention, and doesn’t deserve the anonymity of the mask.

Of course he is.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Like the blue creature on 30 Rock

Seriously! WHY bother with the CGI? Part of Rachel’s charm is her unbelievably flexible face! She makes the best faces!

Which is insane because she is treasure. Truly she’s the most underestimated  SNL cast member.