Samantha Bee is the truth and the light.

No no, you misunderstand. I am telling you that the laws in question literally are made with you in mind.

Hi, All Things Are Nothing To Me, or as we’ve been calling you ‘round the office: Bob.

Well, looks like Taylor had some sense. Also, she was anti-Trump and dating a guy named Juan.

Deep down most of these people fantasize about killing. It’s not normal to worship a lethal weapon like this. They’re just looking for an excuse to use that gun. PRAYING somebody gives them a reason to shoot and kill. I’m sure their hearts race just pretending they have a target to shoot and kill, and they just wait…

In Houston it is like they have a white person cloning machine and just keep cranking them out.

Anxiety issues are a common result of parental abuse too. That’s so sad and telling.

No. I mean confess has literally banned it.

I am suggesting it. Guns should not be legal. The Constitution has been wrong before.

Jeez, that girl’s Facebook is heartbreaking. An artist who wanted to start a support group at school for people with anxiety and panic issues. Against corporate prisons and anti-Trump. It sounds like she was fairly level-headed.

Can you conservative fuck face trolls stop using this shit as the go-to insult? It is so damn unoriginal and is actual nonsense. I’m sorry that you Republicans don’t have any funny and intelligent late night political commentary shows, and I’m sorry that John Oliver did a brilliant segment that called out pathetic…

I really wish our country had the sense to do something like this. But I know even comparing us to Germany to explain how it could work, would start with the “socialist! communist! nazi!” rhetoric.

And if they are taken away, so what? Most people in the world live their entire lives without ever touching a firearm. I just don’t get the pressing need people have to own guns (I exclude rural people owning a rifle from that statement after seeing my cousin having to shoot a rabid fox to protect his dog).

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

I haven’t seen him around lately, but in his honor...

She was kind. I honestly wanted her to rip that person a new one. How dare they think it’s ok to contact someone over their appearance and they seem so personally aggrieved like their day is a little worse because of someone's fashion choice. It’s like the person that tells you to smile like you owe it to them. And…

You want to know what broadcasters want to say when criticized by viewers or listeners? “I don’t call you at work to tell you how to flip the burgers, honey.” A meteorologist has studied long and hard for that degree - and having to meet all sorts of appearance expectations from television producers is a pain in the…

I don’t think she can count on that. Nic is famous for pissing away all his money on things like... snakes. Not making that up. The reason he makes all those bad movies is because he is constantly broke.