Maviglio, who lives in Sacramento, told the Post that he was worried sick—not about the protesters, but about the house.

Mike Pence’s heart grew 3 sizes this day. Which is too close to feeling affection for another man, so he will be attending an intense “Conversion Camp For Senior Politicians” next week. 

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

No, you mean a man who went to serve in Afghan partly to get away from the Press and has a longstanding issue with them for, you know, getting his mother killed might have been the one to want to leave?

Kushner, the human embodiment of “Well, actually.....”

She has edited her Twitter bio to read, “Not Donna Reed, I can tell you that.”

While we’re talking about how amazing Retta is, I’ll never forget this interview:

You can cancel Megan Mullaly’s show twice, but nothing’s gonna keep her off NBC’s Thursday lineup.

Let’s pretend for a second that Trump was indeed being sarcastic as he claims (NOTE: He was not and if you believe he was, you are dumb. End of story) who in the hell thinks being sarcastic during a daily press briefing during a pandemic is a good idea?

How is it possible that anyone, let alone the “leader of the free world,” could be THIS STUPID?

As someone who works in a hospital on the front lines, the people ENRAGE me. Their behavior is beyond reckless. They are actively endangering my life and the lives of my colleagues. When they get sick (and some most certainly will), they will absolutely expect us to take care of them with total disregard for our…

This debate has ROILED my friend groups. I can’t tell anymore if thinking about Andrew Cuomo’s potential nipple piercings is making me more or less sane (I think it’s helping?) but I can’t stop thinking about it. What did Semi Homemade Sandra Lee think of his piercings? Did they break up because of them, is this a…

I just wanna know from Chris: In this vision, were your brother’s nipples pierced?

Their brotherly back and forth has been a delight through this mess. 

Panicked? Without thinking?

JOAN! I don’t understand this!! The one time Wendy is right, and you disagree with her? What in the world.

I feel like if you can take time to Instagram this, you could have looked for a restroom with a changing table.

Breast milk is food and baby shit is the exact opposite of food, so yeah, terrible comparison.

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

Oh snap...