American cheese is the ultimate cheese for bacon egg and cheese, periodt.

An A? Just an A? If there was ever a time to pull out the A+, this was it. This will go down as one of the best series finales ever.

Thank you. For a reporter to be punished by a purported news organization for accurately pointing out that he was very credibly accused of rape, is fucking insane.

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

“He was so clever and treated conversation like a friendly competition that he had to win,”

Now I’m definitely not Team Pete, but I’m with him on this. If you go head-to-head with the best (and most correct) cookout dishes you will lose. The only winning move is not to play.

I hate this Corny Indiana Asshole, but gay solidarity compells me to point out that he was obv thinking about brunch.

They’re already financially independent, so whatever they do won’t be to keep body and soul together. Harry inherited a few million pounds from the queen mother back in the 90s, and he inherited a further £10 million or so from his mother, which pays out a yearly dividend of somewhere in the neighborhood of $450,000.…

I’ve never used a vibrator but I’m fascinated by the idea that you could customise your orgasm. Could you make it so there’s a setting for ‘I’m not really horny, I’m just trying to get to sleep’?

Baby, do the magic hand thing!

People say that, but I thought it was pretty clear in a nudge nudge way that Dumbledore and Grindelwald were deeply in love in a teenage way. I picked it up while reading, and wasn't surprised when that info was "revealed"

Good to see quality poop posts surviving the demise of Deadspin’s FUNBAG column.

there’s no black raspberry, there’s raspberry which is gross and black cherry which is the nectar of the chillest gods.

Seconded. Call the vote.

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

No one cares about your boner

“’Spaceballs: The Flamethrower.’ Very popular with the kiddies.”

That’s... all of Star Wars, though? To the point where Mel Brooks made a parody in which “merchandise” is yelled a lot.

Baby Yoda, making this shitty decade good at the end