“Today, Satan” - Katie waiting for Stephen to pick her up for their first date.

Let’s Get to Know Mike Pence’s New Press Secretary, Who Is Also Reportedly Dating Stephen Miller

Willingly?

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

Honestly, good for Barron. Better no father than a narcissistic shitbag. 

I’m pretty fucking old and the Rangers have never had a prospect like this in my lifetime. The closest was when they almost traded for Lindros the first time.

As a Rangers fan, I’ve been disappointed before, but the hype train has already left the station and I’ve already declared him the next Jaromir Jagr soooooo 

Sure, September 11th.  Probably no one will do or say anything disgusting on that specific day.

How in the worlds an adult do you do that to a teen girl and not realize you are the villain in this story?

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

Prince Andrew was in cahoots with a known pedophile, but he’s not a WOC so who cares? Let’s demonize Meghan for her nice wardrobe and the parties that her multi-millionaire friends throw for her at their own expense.

My first thoughts exactly. I happened to watch the 20/20 special on her death last month and am confused, as I thought DMV laws on accessing information had since changed as a result of her murder. Perhaps that was only in CA?

This is literally how Rebecca Schaeffer died.

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

Part of me thinks this is a con, and we’ll be getting two seasons of “The Bad Place”

Brought to you by baby elephant memes. You know that feeling you get watching .gifs of baby elephants being adorable?

I agree. The maid of honour actually even had a dress. The one she wore inside the costume.

The sister is a saint because I would have been furious. You can buy a decent dress for less than $50. Wearing a T-Rex costume just seems dumb. 

The bride is far more gracious than I would’ve been if my sister said she wanted to be the center of attention at my wedding, which is exactly what you’re saying when you say you want to wear a T-rex costume to be someone’s Maid of Honor because TECHNICALLY they said you could wear “whatever you wanted” and that’s…

He’s too young for me to comfortably crush on, but I did appreciate that he had a very Mark Ruffalo-esque voice and cadence.