T-minus 1-5 years before a woman is dead because he was allowed to walk free. 

jfc I feel so bad for the victim in this. Not only was she assaulted, humiliated, and made to believe she was going to die but then the legal system basically goes ‘lol it’s no biggie he seems like a good guy’.

Smh Brock Turner comes to mind. Another slap on the risk. Not hard to see where the judge’s values are.

Omfg, “he’s now a better husband and father”.

Do I watch too much TV or is everything about this crime an indication that it already has/will most definitely be happening again. Shame nothing will happen to the judge or prosecutor when this sociopath inevitably kills someone.

Prior to my time at OU my now brother-in-law pledged one of the frats there. During his first semester, in a cold-front that had below-freezing temps and snow on the ground, he and another pledge were put in the back of a pickup, blindfolded and wearing only jeans and tshirts, after being coerced to drink a…

Hazing: gang initiation for rich white kids.

Let’s split the difference and finally do what should have been long ago, and book Weird Al for the halftime show.

I’m guessing that “controversial” here means “vagina-having”.

At least carrots are good for the eyes.

I was shocked to see that it’s on CBS. I thought for sure this was some kind of network synergy at work to promote The Voice. Now it makes no sense at all.

She reminds me a bit of one of those all-in-one griddle/coffee pot/toaster oven pieces you used to see in Sky Mall magazines (come back Sky Mall!) in that she’s got all the components of something you had high hopes for regarding usefulness, but just ended up being an ineffective piece of equipment that you never used…

Now would be the time for Ivanka to work against being a feckless cunt

As the appropriately named “Funsize” hilariously said,

Well, she’s all but assured that we’ll get a president who tweets/talks about his dick in our lifetime. So for that, I thank(?) her.

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

There should be one where Elon gets taken to the cleaners by the British diver, because I’d watch that.

Emily Heller is nominated for best writing on a comedy for Barry. She is winning for best purse by Getty Images.

You mean a dude who once tied his wife to a chair and beat the shit out of her for 8+ hours doesn’t think Me Too is valid? I’m SHOCKED.

Wait, no I’m not.