I work right there and walk through nearly daily. I will need your support eventually. It’s so inappropriate.

This is if Kirk Van Houten’s dad had been a wealthy media baron.

And yet he continues to do nothing to stop James Dolan. 

No, they did that on breaks from doing so.

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

Godspeed, Demi.

There are a lot of things to admire about this, and I’m not pretending that this aspect is the finest, but it speaks to the selfless thought that went into this sartorial gesture and shows it was not done to draw attention to the person making it but rather to the people on it: the color of the embroidered letters…

Shorter Urban:

“Due process” being “we thought we could get away with letting this slide so of course we did nothing.”

Urban’s statement reads like:

Meet Anderson Coopurr. He’s working on some breaking news in this pic.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

He was probably sobbing because he was forced to listen to Semisonic’s “Closing Time”

I want to be filled with Milo’s 70’s style beard. Where do I sign up?!?

Fuck yeah! I may be the only Eli Manning fan out there, but damn if his derpy face doesn’t reach my heartstrings every time. You get ‘em Eli! The tri-state area (and its diaspora) is behind you!

Ben McAdoo looks like he non ironically owns a fanny pack.

Pat Leonard is still unaware that female reporters poop

He’s the star of The Rural Juror

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):