This is one of those stories where I feel like I definitely need more information before I inevitably judge the shit out of one or both of the parties involved.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Hey man, I can relate. We’ve been married almost three years now and I’m still like, 17% sure this is all just an elaborate organ theft scheme.

My wife met me online.

I am white. EVERYTIME I head another white person call a black person a Thug, I assume it’s code for the N word. It surely sounds like it to me. 

So he’s looking for someone special to “date.” But he’s definitely not interested in a relationship. And she’s gotta be a hot blonde. Who will send him nudes.

When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I’m rich and I complain about inequality they say I’m a hypocrite. I’m beginning to think they just don’t want to talk about inequality.

It’s true. When you are in the military (and not just pretending to support it) you’re taught that when you’re in uniform you should face the flag and salute and if you’re not in uniform you’re supposed to stand at attention, meaning arms at your side. If any of those chicken hawks had ever been in the actual military…

Joke’s on him then.

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

“That reminds me, what ever happened to Wes Welker?”

Leave him alone, he’s a good boy who has done very well with sit, has worked very hard on fetch during the offseason and hasn’t gotten to speak yet. 

Brady probably left as after being asked to speak, the reporter didn’t offer him a Milk Bone.

no no no no no no no

What a sad take. It was like winning the lottery on a Saturday morning after a sleepover when ‘Duck Dodgers and the 24 1/2th Century’ would be the episode that came on. The fact that it was made in the ‘50's and was still awesome in the ‘80's means he should have been top 10 at least.

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

Do you know Drew or have a copy of his original Looney Tunes ranking? Share it in the comments, or explain again how to use SecureDrop, because I hate myself and really want to see Drew’s list.

Porky Pig is garbage. Drew should’ve just made this list directly and the rest of you are why Trump won.

That character made me deeply uncomfortable watching as a child, and he definitely doesn’t hold up in our current moment. 

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.