I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

HIPAA applies only to medical personnel treating them. So paramedic, EMT. However if a noseyass cop sees what’s up and someone from TMZ offers them a nice check there is nothing illegal about that cop sharing that info. I used to work for a fire department and we had a scare when some patient info turned up in a…

she 100% cheated on him with ashton.

THANK YOU! I really wanted to point this out. The oldest Millennials are damn near 40 now, depending on what bullshit criteria you want to use to define “Millennial”. Millennials aren’t kids. We’re a generation of disaffected young and nearing middle age adults.

You deserve way more stars.

DeSantis is also a millennial 

Pratt’s tweet is so cowardly compared to his castmates’. He’s trying to have it both ways; he wants credit for supporting Gunn without actually risking anything by saying so publicly. To that I say, fuck off. Stop hiding behind passive aggressive Jesus tweets.

Also, it was slow! It took 10 years! C’mon dude, that’s just disingenuous.

That last paragraph is cold, even for Deadspin.

Meghan sucks so bad on many levels. But in this instance, how you gonna apologize to the person who was berating your coworkers? Have an ounce of decency and loyalty, ho. Damn.

I probably wouldn’t believe that. But I would believe it was his idea to call one of the rescuers a “pedo.” 

Also, has to be some sort of HIPAA violation...

Dana White is the reason for two Darrins.

Isn't outing Dana White as your Eskimo brother pretty much the textbook definition of a self-own anyway? Not sure of the purpose of the warning.

That’s right, Dana. He had sex with your can of Axe Body Spray. 

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

Who had Dana White in the #MeToo pool?

I dream about Joe too. But in my dream, he has strangely morphed into a naturalistic metaphor for America itself. What is it again?

“Look, man, that’s all great, but I’m more of a lover than a fighter. You know what’s better than fights? A sweet Camaro. The chicks coming home on vacation for the summer LOVE IT.”

“I dream about Biden,”. That’s funny. I dream about having a POTUS who is less of a dick.