One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

It is a shame that one bad decision has ruined this promising judge’s career.

Anyone who thinks TLJ “ruined mah childhood” has clearly never moved beyond that childhood.

Idk why this made me laugh so hard..

These hack messages are pretty on brand for BWW: lukewarm, derivative, and flavorless.

I keep reminding myself: It is obvious to ME, to everyone I know, that he’s a semi-sentient circus peanut, but a good 30% of America sees something else when they look at him. Or they just really like circus peanuts. And there’s still a huge population that didn’t vote, doesn’t read the news much, and didn’t really…

Logic wold be not to touch women you aren’t in a relationship with inappropriately, or at all, because there is no reason to do it.

He really needs to stop meeting with families of mass shooting victims. It’s not even that he can’t feign empathy, it’s that he doesn’t care enough to try. Everyone would be better off if he would just accept how terrible he is at this and just give it up.

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

I, of Jalopnik, love mayonnaise. Please give me the jar and a spoon.

He looks like a Batman villain from the 60s TV show.

salmon...soaks...

Is this a Canadian thing?

Serena is the GOAT, and anyone who follows up with “of women’s tennis” can get fucked.

I heard that the Caps are going to have a Congressional filibuster as part of their pre-game festivities on Saturday. It still won’t be as long as the Vegas pre-game show.

I’m still waiting for the pre-game show to end.

How can you say you don’t know anything about hockey with an observation like that? It’s like when the Seahawks were at the goal line in the Super Bowl and Belichick put Brady in at linebacker because why would he want a great player on the bench at a time like that?

He is one of the greatest scorers in history. They weren’t looking to score at the end of the game, they sent out a defensive line to hold the lead.

He responded to the press pool by pointing toward the second floor of the White House and exclaiming, “She’s doing great. Right there. She’s doing great. She’s looking at us, right there.”