Was he impeached?? (I just woke up.)

The National Park Service is trying to patch up a sinkhole that developed on the North Lawn of the White House last week.

Chelsea is a master of the unfailingly polite “fuck you.” She’s kind of my hero.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

Good. That was faster than I thought. What she tweeted about Jarrett is unconscionable. What she tweeted about George Soros is equally unconscionable. Which, relevantly, is not about Chelsea Clinton in the least. And is why Roseanne’s tweets are being referred to as racist and anti-semitic. And is not being bizarrely…

Well they wanted a show that portrayed trump supporters, and they sure as hell got that! Lol.

Notice she never denies she made those comments. How stupid can she be? Meghan wore Wickstead a week before her wedding. I’m sure she’s now off her go to list and probably off of Kate’s as well. The royals hate any hint of scandal or bad press.

You take your star for this perfect reference.

I didn’t know you continued having birthdays when you were undead.

The creepiness of Snape is really hammered home when you imagine what would have happened if Harry had been a girl who looked like Lily.

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

She looks enough like Luna Lovegood that my headcanon is well satisfied.

What an amazing story, I’ve watched this video 10 times. While this humanizes refugees and migrants for those who have been dehumanizing them (hopefully), let’s remember that no one should have to achieve something so extraordinary simply to live in a safe, secure country.

Jesus...she bought up Kalief Browder...EVERYTIME I THINK OF THAT BABY...I just breakdown...there’s no justice for the masses...NONE! 

Even knowing the outcome, that video is terrifying as it incredible.

French President Emmanuel Macron invited the young man to the Elysee Palace on Monday and presented him a certificate and a gold medal “for performing an act of courage and dedication,” according to CNN.

ME. This happened to me.My husband is a federal employee, so we are covered by the Hyde Amendment aka our insurance won’t cover abortion for any reason. Guess who had a pregnancy with a severe fetal abnormality whilst living in fucking Nebraska? (A pregnancy which would have endangered my life if I’d carried to term,…

Still shook.