Why weren't the inspectors deemed essential personnel??

Oh god! This is BY FAR the best thing I've read all day.

Thanks! He actually told me he's going to buy me a bottle of wine and a stuffed animal, and "get the hell out of the apartment." He hates Glee that much. Oh well.

My husband *hates* Glee, so I try to watch it when he's not home. I told him that this week though, I need him next to me for emotional support.

There's no way I'm getting through this hour without being a bawling mess.

Brilliant!

My pleasure! My other piece of advice is don't ignore the outer boroughs. The Bronx Zoo is one of the best in the country, if not world, and will probably be lit up for Christmas. The real Little Italy of NY is nearby too.

I like to say we're not rude, we're busy.

Since you'll already be there, go to the Top of the Rock instead of the Empire State Building. It has better views and shorter lines.

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So, I never saw The West Wing, but watching this clip makes me think I should.

While this sounds awesome, I'm still (not so) patiently waiting for her to write Hogwarts, a History.

You're the Ravens version of me. I've loved football for most of my life, and my husband knows nothing and couldn't care less about it. Yet when we're out, everyone tries talking to him about the game, while I'm the one cheering and wearing a jersey.

I can't tell you how many times I've been in a bar watching the game, wearing my jersey, screaming and cursing while random dudes high five and fist bump my husband, who doesn't even know what a first down is.

Just the other day, I told my husband I want to buy another dress. People buy new wedding dresses for their third anniversaries, right??