I want to go to a wedding with Stephen Colbert. We could get drunk and dance all night, and it would be the most fun ever.

Thank you for posting that Bill Murray onesie. My friend's wife is due soon, and that's *perfect*.

It's in the kiss and cry area after his performance.

I just read the victims wanted this, so they don't have to go through the trauma of testifying.

I need a GIF of that.

Like this?

Ah. I don't know if the movie is going to be a musical. Either way, I agree that Jane Lynch would be way better than Cameron Diaz.

Jane Lynch is playing Miss Hannigan in the Broadway production. Cameron Diaz is slated to play her in the updated movie version.

I've taken it three times. The first time, it caused my period to come a week early, but that was about it in terms of bleeding. Basically, this woman is full of shit.

He's his own best friend.

Yes! I will second the recommendation for Bare Necessities! Free shipping on returns, and they always send coupons.

This just confirms what I've always said...Cake Boss does worse things for the image of Italian Americans than Jersey Shore.

Oh, Jeremy Irons, no. Just no. You're making me regret having a crush on you since I was 13.

I'm wearing that one now. I love the color, but I *hate* the name.

I want to snuggle and kiss this cat so damn much.

Ha! I was going strictly for the HP reference. No vagina/Voldy comparison here!

Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.

Good point!

My goal in life is to be Sophia Petrillo when I get old.

That panda!