I wish I did. I always think of snarky responses about an hour after any given interaction.

That's horrible!

I like that line. I think I'm going to use it.

It was the waitress at the diner I frequent. Haven't been there in a while and she looked me up and down and said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but are you pregnant?"

You wear sweatpants in public one time, and people ask if you're pregnant. WTF!

That freaked me out. It's so weird!!

So. Many. Mirrors.

Is the video not working for anyone else? I have sound, but no visual.

Hearted because we share a birthday! :)

Ahhh Canada! Free healthcare, restricted videos of The Christmas Shoes, and people who actually like hockey. I think I'll fit in perfectly!

I want to live where you live.

I'm President Obama and I approve of this comment.

Nope.

Pretty much! 11 1/2 lbs and over 22in long. And he was early! lol

Completely agreed on #1-3.

I knew she sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it! Rachel Maddow, it is.

Not a Rangers fan, huh? :)

Fun Fact ("Fun" being a relative term): The man who wrote Santa Claus is Coming to Town also wrote the New York Rangers Victory Song. For that reason alone, I cannot vote for it.

Let's see if this works...

I still have not yet recovered from that game. My Giants are trying to give me a heart attack. I'm convinced of it.