JPMotherfuckingP!

My brother and I are going halfsies for my mom and stepdad. Kindle for my mom and a Blu Ray player (and a couple of movies) for my stepdad. Black Friday sales FTW!

My Giants are giving me a heart attack. As usual.

That sounds simply amazing. I'm sure she, and the rest of your family, will have a joyous and wonderful Christmas.

My husband totally reminds me of him. His name is Dan too. :)

John Denver/Muppets version of any Christmas carol is the best version. They even make 12 Days of Christmas awesome.

On Halloween, I drank my share of Pinnacle whipped cream and cotton candy vodka. They were both delicious, but by the end of the night, I was drinking the cotton candy vodka straight from the bottle. I don't think I can drink it ever again.

I finally brought myself to read the whole series. It's absolutely heartbreaking. The fact that at age 28 Boogie had a more advanced stage of CTE than Bob Probert is frightening.

I haven't yet brought myself to read the NYT story about Boogaard. It's just too sad.

I just tried it with my husband's name. No emo-whispering, but it was funny to see his name in rose petals.

That was very romantic! Personally, I've always wanted to see my name written in the sky so I was happy to see that.

All is forgiven. That was hilarious.

Shows you how much I know about the specifics of campaign finance. Thank you for dropping the knowledge!

Wow, that is interesting. Very squirrelly, as lulu said.

Yeah, I was slightly bummed when I heard the news. I was looking forward to a few more months' worth of gaffes and stupidity. Luckily(?) there's still plenty of craziness to go around among the Republican nominees, even if he doesn't return.

I thought that was an interesting word to use. Does it mean he'll be back?

Yeah, that one took me a second.

He's NEVER around!

Exactly! Although, I'm a 30 year old woman. I don't know what my excuse is...

Daniel Radcliffe is terrible at keeping his apartment clean.