I'm still waiting on the new Frozen Embryos album.

I would read the shit out of that article.

Wait a sec...does this mean we're actually going to hear Pippa speak??

Well, cats are the judgiest creatures of all.

That's the part that scares me about pregnancy. I'm already a 32G. I'm afraid of how big they'd get if I ever get pregnant.

This fellow basement apartment dweller would give anything for some natural light. It feels like living in a cave sometimes. Good luck with your new, sunlit home!

My cheeks were hurting for about an hour after it ended, because I *could not stop* smiling throughout the movie. Except for Rainbow Connection. Because I was crying.

Rangers/Canadiens. Rangers have been on a great roll lately, but they're looking like crap right now.

My husband is out with some friends while I'm home sick, watching the most boring hockey game known to man. I didn't think it was possible for a hockey game to be boring. It also doesn't help that my team is losing... :/

That's the best celebrity sighting story I've ever heard. So cool!

Ugh! That's even scarier than the pick up truck I saw yesterday that had evil clowns painted ALL OVER IT!

Your idea ensures my future children will have the middle name Mythbusters.

I think Wingardium Leviosa has a rather nice ring to it.

I don't remember which critic it was, but one review read, "It's been 24 hours since I've seen Jack and Jill, and I'm still dead inside."

Hearted for the reference.

Holy crap! Look how young John Stewart looks! JGL is absolutely adorable, and he's right. Ten Things I Hate About You is the greatest movie ever made.

This team is going to be the death of me. My nerves can't handle it.

I did shots of that and their cotton candy vodka at a Halloween party this year. They were both very yummy, but dangerous. Actually, does drinking straight from the bottle count as doing shots?

They do it on purpose, those bastards!