My red habit is cleaned, pressed, and ready to go. :/

8th and 9th grades: 2 different schools. 2 different light blue uniforms. 2 different times I spent half the day walking around school, completely oblivious to the blood stains on the back of my skirt. I'm 30 years old and I still want to cry from embarrassment.

Hearted because your story telling abilities are unparalleled, and because the White Plains DMV is the pit of the earth.

I'm so glad I was already on my second glass of wine when I started reading this thread. Off to pour myself a third...

Hope this works...

I actually saw her at a bar I frequent. She was hanging with her friend and singing along to Don't Stop Believing. It was awesome.

Why? Why did I read these when my husband is working overnight?? I will not be able to fall asleep in an empty apartment now!

I yelled out the same thing. In my apartment. Alone.

Sallie Mae is ridiculous. Besides being extortionists, they're relentless. We paid off my husband's student loan a few weeks ago, and they're still calling and sending letters. We were told it could take over a month for it to stop.

Yeah, I had to read that a couple of times to figure that out.

I'm not crying. It's just been raining on my face.

No. There have been rumors and blind items about him being gay for a while.

They have those decorations at the 99 cent store in my neighborhood. Whenever I see them, they bring me back to my childhood. :)

And now I have an idea for a Halloween costume for my future child. Thank you.

1. Ryan Gosling doing anything at all

No, you are not alone. I yelled out in horror when I saw this pic.

Charles Napier will always be Duke Phillips to me.

MC Hammer will *always* be relevant. :)

Thank you!

As a hockey loving American Jezzie, I've only seen clips on YouTube. Are full episodes posted online?