In the book at least it explains that most of society exists largely in the Oasis; you log on and go to your Oasis job, where you earn money to keep a roof over your head and continue to use the Oasis. Only services like food and cleaning companies would still exist in the real world.

Yeah, Paul Ryan is without doubt a sociopath. Look at his eyes —there’s nothing there. No empathy, no life, just void.

I can’t believe Rick Scott comes off as the reasonable one here. Strange times indeed.

You just became my hero.

I always thought the KC Chiefs’ arrowhead logo was a good compromise in that regard; there’s nothing overtly racist in it (no depictions of NA people, no feathers, ect) but it still has a strong Native American connotation, it’s simple (easy to trace), and memorable.

You know, the Tomahawk Chop could easily be turned into an eagle-talon kind of thing. Just turn the hand to face forward and make a claw with the fingers. It’s the same basic motion.

Wonder if he’s a fan of Mr. Randy Watson and his band, Sexual Chocolate.

You’d think that would be the case, but you’d be wrong.

This is something that I’ve noticed too, and what really pisses me off about it is that they won’t have to live with the consequences. It’ll take generations to fix the damage that Trump is doing, but what do they care? They’ll be dead in a decade anyway.

Someone needs to do the world a favor and lock these two in a bunker somewhere so they can slap-fight to their hearts’ content while the rest of us get on with our lives.

And the Dark Lord himself was an elf, but most of the elves in the movie never seem to remember that.

My doctor put me on Advair many years ago, and it was very helpful... until I found out how much it cost (even WITH my insurance!). And then I simply couldn’t afford it. Luckily my asthma has been much more manageable since then (my asthma was being made worse at the time by an environmental factor at my work; I got a…

Wait, her name is spelled “Jepsen?” All this time I’ve been calling her “Jespen!”

I love that he didn’t even provide the results of the polygraph (which aren’t admissible evidence anyway), he just claims that he took it. “I totally took a polygraph that proves I’m innocent, you guys! You’ll have to take my word on it, but it’s definitely legit...”

So Super Star Wars is on PS4, but what about the (IMHO superior) Super Empire Strikes Back?

“P-38s have Samuel L Jackson’s wallet”

Yeah, the dedication to her was really lovely. It was well worth the extra couple of minutes of bladder distress to see it.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!