Holy shit! That’s terrifying.

Sweet fucking crap, that is terrifying. And all too believable.

CotD right here.

It does, thanks!

To paraphrase a 19th century political slogan, “protest early, protest often!”

“ALTERNATIVE FACTS”?!

I think that’s my favorite sign so far.

Why are we even going to pay her to be SecEd if she’s just going to say, “let the states handle it”?

No problem! In times like these, sometimes disappearing into another world can be very comforting.

Then let me be the first to introduce you! (Just a heads-up, you’re going to need a current-gen video game system or gaming PC and a lot of free time):

Whoa. Does that make anyone else really nervous? Like, in a “carefully orchestrated coup” sort of way?

“Living in a poorly-written spy thriller is, frankly, getting kind of stressful.”

Every time I hear the “Good Guy With a Gun” argument, I always wonder, how are these “Good Guys” supposed to recognize each other if there are more than one? Do they have a special whistle or something? What’s to stop them from mistaking each other for one of the shooters?

Reminds me of the “Society of the Crossed Keys” from The Grand Budapest Hotel.

The funny thing about the beach scene is that it was an accident. He was originally supposed to swim up to the beach, but hr stepped on a sandbar and rose dramatically out of the water.

Kim Jong-Un.

Yeaaah... America’s education system sucks, and history tends to be first on the chopping block (people who went to American high schools, quick: name a history teacher who wasn’t a coach!). Add in crazy religious private schools that can pretty much teach whatever they want and you have a very uninformed (but…

Pretty sure “not drawing in the Bible” was not one of Luther’s 95 theses.

Yeah, I want to yell at those people, “it’s called ‘illumination!’ Look it up, ya ignorant sons-of-bitches!”

Y’know, if those haters bothered to actually learn anything about the history of Christianity, they would know that people used to draw in their Bibles all the time...