Hmm... maybe with a prosthetic chin?

I have a feeling I’m going to be watching that clip a lot in the next four years.

On the one hand, you’re probably right. On the other, that actually sounds scarier than a regular civil war.

Wait, so are you saying I have a moral excuse to go out and buy a bunch of Pop-Tarts?

“Anti-Conservative Bigotry?” I mean, this is obvious, but I don’t think they understand what “bigotry” means.

Three of the wisest words ever uttered are “follow the money.”

Your Insane Troll Logic is sound.

All things considered, he wasn’t off by that much. What’s 33 years for a disturbingly accurate prediction of future events?

Baylor admimistration is pretty conservative, but there are a lot of international students, so you’d be surprised about the overall political leanings of he student body. Though there is a pretty big conservative Christian element as well (or at least there was when I was there, about 15 years ago).

My favorite of Waco trivia is that Stevrme Martin is originally from there. He once said about the Alico Building (downtown Waco’s only surviving skyscraper): “t’s the middle finger of Waco, flipping people off as they pass through on their way to somewhere else.”

Used to live in the dorm right next to I-35. The best thing was that there is an underpass walkway that goes under I-35, so you can walk to all that stuff from campus.

I used to go to Baylor, and I totally agree. I miss Fazoli’s so much.

I spent four years in Waco while I was attending Baylor University, and I had my share of dealings with Antioch. I had several friends who attended there, and they even convinced me to go a time or two (I’m a Baptist myself, and while I’m quite liberal now I was more of a moderate back then - this was between 1999 and…

But how would he tell everyone how pissed he was about it? It’s perfect. What are you gonna do - TWEET about it?!

That’s the most poetic thing I’ve read all week.

First of all, that argument assumes that minors aren’t people — otherwise this bill would be very much interfering in their private lives.

Trump voters are like the electoral equivalent of the desperate guy in a movie with a relateable problem who throws the audience’s sympathy out the window by taking a bunch of people hostage.

Only if you look at it from the parent’s point of view. From the child’s point of view, the government is totally interfering in your personal life.

Not to pile on OT responses but we need someone like Woody right now. This was his guitar:

Also, as an Oklahoman, Woody Guthrie Represent!