Oklahoman here.

Looking back, that entire storyline is disturbingly prescient.

I’m starting to come around to the “Bernard is a host” theory, but I still can’t reconcile the existence of his ex-wife with that theory. It seems like it would over-complicate things too much for a created backstory. Why not just write the ex-wife out of his backstory altogether — either say that she had also died,…

Really? I was always under the impression that even mentioning who you were planning on voting for inside the polling place was illegal.

There had better not be Trump supporters outside your election location trying to sway people, because that is extremely illegal.

I live in a red state too. It’s pretty sad when you’re afraid to openly display your political affiliation for fear of potentially violent reprisals. The fact that, if that were to happen to me, the irony of the perpetrators of such violence proving me right through their actions would be totally lost on them just…

“The fuck is wrong with people?” is a sentence I’ve found myself saying over and over again throughout this year.

*ahem.*

On the one hand, I totally see what you’re saying; on the other, the Todd deserves better than to be compared to Ben Carson.

I got the Haunted Phonograph from Target last year, but $50 seemed like too much to spend on even an awesome Halloween decoration.

Only if he’s a time traveler. Otherwise he passes it by 2000+ years...

Technically, at least in the context of RHPS, “Transsexual” is the name of a planet in the galaxy Transylvania.

Yeah, like the old Chinese curse: “May you live in interesting times.”

“She’s all talk and no action.”

Trump’s all shaking his head, like “nah, you didn’t see Lincoln.”

My favorite “weird/creepy clown” story.

You probably shouldn’t watch Hannibal, then. The episode with the girl under the bed? *shudder* Yeesh.

Lincoln won as a 3rd party candidate -- 150 YEARS AGO, when the parties were ALMOST COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. It would be nice if more than two parties had a viable chance tobe elected, but it just ain’t so, Joe. If you’re hoping to wake up the day after the election to the news that Gary Johnson or Jill Stein has…

But realist minds realize that third-party cantidates don’t have a snowball’s chance of winning. I wish America worked on a multi-party platform, but there’s just no way that Stein or Johnson (or anybody else) is going to get a significant percentage of the popular vote. Much less the electoral vote.