“She’s all talk and no action.”

Trump’s all shaking his head, like “nah, you didn’t see Lincoln.”

My favorite “weird/creepy clown” story.

You probably shouldn’t watch Hannibal, then. The episode with the girl under the bed? *shudder* Yeesh.

Lincoln won as a 3rd party candidate -- 150 YEARS AGO, when the parties were ALMOST COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. It would be nice if more than two parties had a viable chance tobe elected, but it just ain’t so, Joe. If you’re hoping to wake up the day after the election to the news that Gary Johnson or Jill Stein has…

But realist minds realize that third-party cantidates don’t have a snowball’s chance of winning. I wish America worked on a multi-party platform, but there’s just no way that Stein or Johnson (or anybody else) is going to get a significant percentage of the popular vote. Much less the electoral vote.

The Tulsa Race Riot is THE most shameful event to ever happen in Tulsa. To think that someone would use it to “set an example” to someone he doesn’t like is utterly appalling.

What. The. Fuck.

Ugh. I know a few people like that. And every time I hear someone say, “I just wish the zombie apocalypse would really happen, it would clear away all the bullshit” or “I think it would be fun” it just makes me want to never speak to them again.

Quick! Somebody call Patton Oswalt!

Which is especially ironic, since the right-wing leadership has convinced most of them to oppose unions vehemently.

According to my father my great aunt once had a bat fall on her lap while she was peeing (in the bathroom at her house). That would definitely be disconcerting.

That is one of the most disgusting stories I’ve ever heard.

I believe this is called the “Michael Scott Excuse.”

Brings to mind Nixon’s infamous “enemies list.”

Well, he’s definitely an idiot. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means, though.

I knew I shouldn’t, but I got my heart set on Katheryn Winnick. I’m sure Brie Larson will be great, though.

Technically, Natalie Dormer has already been in a Marvel movie, though I doubt it would prevent her from getting a bigger role: she had a small part in the first Captain America (as did Jenna Coleman, incidentally; Marvel’s casting people clearly have a good eye for upcoming talent).

No idea. It never made sense to me either.