I also suffered goat trauma as a small child. They started fighting over the pellets and jumped on me and ate my jacket. *Shiver*

I have see a lot of articles that mention "breastfeeding supplies" does that mean something in addition to pumps?

I don't think you'll ever be spared. My three year old likes to have very loud discussions all the time about the presence of penises and vaginas of everyone around him. Thankfully any dignity or modesty I had was erased when in labor with said son.

I went to a Baptist wedding for a friend where the good rev. assured us that the bride "knew her place" and would be subservient to her husband- and then I sort of blacked out. Not sure what else was said.

Thank you. This is the route that Mr. Bee and I chose as well. And everything is ok. Perhaps that is why I laugh so hard at this XKCD.

I think that is a really important to understand when dealing with someone who is grieving. You may get your head bit off. And that's ok. Grief sucks.