It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

I think you’re reading ridicule where there’s actually just bewilderment tinged with pity.

“Give me the Lloyd Christmas.”

BARBER: Really? Again??

Slump buster.

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

Do you really want a team full of second Stringers?

Buck's gonna regret showing this kind of affection when Harvey milks it.

He isn't the first person kept underground by a Kardashian.

One thing you never do in Jacksonville is mess with Cecil's shorts.

As an Internet commenter, this basement is incredibly musty.

Glad we got your credentials along with your pointless analysis.

That is the most well-deserved and nonchalant punching I've ever seen.

That bro is going to learn that you can't crush too much pussy with a crushed face.

She survived the contact, but later passed away from internal injuries suffered when a 250 lb. man dove on top of her.

And my Lebron James motherboard

Hope it works better than the Pat Summitt memory stick.

Man, that's so much cooler than my Paul Pierce floppy disk.

They wanted to make a Tom Cruise beard flash drive but Katie Holmes wouldn't consent to her likeness being used.

Doc Gooden Pro Tip: Keep your cocaine in your jock strap. Easy access and protection from comebackers.