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6/23/15

With the nescafe, the hummus, the going back for a ‘cuddle’, and the three year celibacy - this is the most Israeli story I’ve ever heard.

4/27/15

Vin Diesel probably wasn’t given any power wedgies from the high school football team, either, but that man loves the fuck out of Dungeons & Dragons and the history of the Punic Wars. Being awkward and ugly are not actually requirements for having nerdy interests.

4/23/15

But I think the strippers will be disappointed with the tip.

3/31/15

My lab stuck her nose straight between my buttcheeks while my wife and I were in the throes, as it were. I flew out of bed and thankfully became instantly noodle limp. An inadvertent orgasm (orgspasm? spasmgasm?) would have led to some expensive therapy

3/9/15

Carmex original. http://www.amazon.com/Carmex-Lip-Bal…

2/24/15

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

1/28/15

Don't encourage me Adultosaur, I can't help but comply —

1/28/15

Trademark lawyer here! She hasn't actually trademarked the term yet, just filed applications to do so. There are any number of reasons why she might not secure rights to the marks, e.g. the USPTO might reject the applications on various grounds, third parties with an interest in the marks might oppose their…

1/5/15

Mrs. Footsteps and I have awkward timing issues - we've discovered that we frequently want the same amount of sex, but we seem to get horny at different hours. We end up having maintenance sex sometimes because we both get frustrated with our bodies acting on different schedules (which is actually a problem in other…

12/29/14

Excuse me but the president doesn´t adopt the boy (adoption sounds too strong for what the bond is), the current president just needs to be the child´s good-mother or good-father. And also the president has to grant the boy a scholarship and a silver medal (I´m not kidding).

12/4/14

Dried blood, anywhere really

11/17/14

I'd gotten used to Thai hot. Then one day I found the Thai/Laotian restaurant. The one with a menu denoting "Thai hot" and "Laotian hot" because the latter...oooh boy, it'll make most Thai dishes look downright tame.

8/1/14

Husband died very suddenly. (don't mean to a downer here but suicide). Well hell, guess that's contagious, at least where we lived. Almost all friends and neighbors cut me off immediately. Husband was an archaeologist, away for months a time. His bestie was a woman I'd never met, but he always talked about her with…

7/29/14

The most magical use is home-made magic-shell in whatever flavor floats your boat.

(recipe blatantly stolen and adapted at some point, from someone on pintrest. No idea who):
1-Find a jar.
2-Put in the jar about (I don't measure) 2T of coconut oil and 1 c. of baking chips—chocolate, butterscotch, white, peanut butter,…

5/21/14

A. Disney Land can fit into the parking lot of Disney World.