So its for the anus then?

But... I.. I don't wanna shoot my balls...

Well, I really dislike Beyonce overall, but I also just hate selfies in general, especially when someone is posing. BeyBey is the QUEEN of that, so it's an added level of "ugh" haha. I am sure I read way too into it, but selfies drive me crazy. They're so clearly done for the purpose of getting compliments and I just…

...he just wants to get this shit over with so he can go take a shower.

"big deal" - Jerry Sandusky

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you not hear about any of the Uncharted series? Maybe Metal Gear Solid 4? This little thing called God of War 3? Maybe even possibly Journey? No. Okay. I guess you were too busy playing Halo to notice the many (and varied) exclusives for the PlayStation.

MS just changed DRM policy based on negative feedback from their customer base. At this point, why wouldn't you express frustration at their business model? Just to appear tough?

Did you expect any different from la Dunham? I've visited several vibrant artist communities in my life. None of them were in NYC. In fact, NYC feels like a place art goes to die, or at least fill itself with pretension.

I think I'll just keep enjoying The Last of Us instead.

For reference sake, this is what a badass futuristic car looks like.

UGH Beyonce. Her carefully crafted selfies are indicative of her carefully crafted persona as a whole. The self-obsession is fascinating to behold. Anyone taking selfies, honestly...especially with the aim to humblebrag about how they look: "DERP I HAVE NO MAKEUP ON (BUT PLEASE NOTICE HOW BLEMISH FREE I AM!!!! TELL ME…

$60 for four knives? The steel and build quality must be fantastic.[sarcasm]

If Suárez moved to Arsenal, it would be a direct transfer of power. The gap between the two would widen..

as....a special on MTV! "Real Life: I'm Depressed"

"NO ONE"?? I'm not saying losing Suarez wouldn't hurt. Of course it would. But Coutinho and Sturridge were awesome last season. Gerrard is still influential, and Sterling is gonna have a huge season. A couple of the new boys, Aspas and Luis Alberto are looking good in the pre-season. On paper, right now, LFC have a…

If United is stacked, what is Bayern? No CM, aging CBs, terrible wingers and one RVP injury away from being toothless in attack. SAF won the league in spite of the squad, not because of it.

What do you think we should call all intelligent life forms, regardless of planet of origin?

Bereaveland.

Wish they would have spent some of that on the script.