The final game will be nothing but modern day walking around, because fuck us all.

So you guys canned Greg huh? Good move.

Oh no doubt about it this guy played UVA lacrosse.

Jesus Christ, Pittsburgh residents need to stop typing out "yinz" and "tahn."

AND the new Doctor Who is a white man? Coincidence?

The Saints defense is Roger Goodell's perfect 21st century defense: a completely defanged, helpless unit that gives up 30 points for every useful play it makes. It's an ideal television defense in that it does nothing MOST of the time, but will occasionally get a token interception just to let you know that NFL…

Just a Bastardo in a basket.

You know what, that's a good call. I've just got Dratch on the brain because Selena Roberts was on OTL this weekend.

Which one of them is with Rachel Dratch?

Have we reached the point yet where it's okay to say that anyone playing football should fall under the "assumption of risk" blanket for lawsuit purposes? Back in the day when the NFL was snowballing people about the health risks and there weren't countless studies coming out saying that this shit is a bad idea, sure,…

"I'm gonna go home and masturbate 'til my hands bleed."

Well I would imagine there's about to be a backlog of appeals if the number of suspensions believed to be coming today is accurate.

ROLL JJDE

Everybody hates a tourist.