Dude has the most unsettling and uncomfortable smile I’ve ever seen. He’s like a cryptid. 

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

It’s NEVER too late to work on your chicken parm sandwich review project.

Could be they started this project earlier on and at this point kinda felt like they had to do something with it before it became completely pointless (instead of just mostly pointless).

Just wanted to say thanks to the Kotaku comments section for this chuckle.

My employer is giving us all a paid wellness break which begins on August 3rd through August 5th.  I will be doing nothing but Baldur’s Gate!

Also - Couch Co-op.  This game is finally gonna sell me a PS5, because the only way I play this monster is with my wife playing the other side of the splitscreen.

Dave’s hot chicken is ELITE as far as fast-food Nashville Hot Chicken goes.  I love that place.

Everyone knows the proper pronunciation is “sangwich”

Furious. A red hot rage that cannot be quenched with a ocean.

How do you feel about “sammich?”

First, who calls them “Sandos”? Sammy, yeah...but Sando? Ugh. It is not gonna be your signature madeup word.

They built something that lets you determine your level of investment. That includes putting the theoretical ceiling very very high up for the people who enjoy going there. They also have a lot of natural break points for people who don’t enjoy going that hard. This sounds more like a self-control/neurosis thing than…

We’re all very impressed

It’s good they’re advocating responsible play, but also a little silly that the people who designed a mouse trap are telling the mice “just don’t eat the cheese, bro.” That’s the thing you built, my dudes. You deliberately designed a thing to keep people playing for as long as humanly possible.

Or, like, put less caffeine in it.

It is truly a bizarre set of events that has occurred that makes Mark Zuckerberg the more likable of two alternatives.  He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

Neither strange, nor niche, nor particularly concerning if “death” equates to “kinja ignominy”. I made a joke and recontextulized it for someone after they mistook it for snarky passive aggression. I know the internet makes weird lenses of all our monitors, but on my end I made a really stupid “the bandage is wound…

Prescriptivists. I kinda get it. I used to be one. It’s exhausting, though. And it doesn’t really make sense.