Well this just put a damper on my Friday.

It’s a fucking joke, guy at the party no one wants to be around.

I just moved to from Chicago to Denver on October 1st. I can say with confidence that this is one of the most beautiful places during the most beautiful time of the year. I now understand why everyone out here loves being outside as much as they do.

I don’t think you’re speaking for the majority of Cubs fans. Maddon is a saint.

Oh get fucked.

He wasn’t the one who hit the ball... nor is he in the dodgers. Or in the national league. Or on a team that plays in the same country as the dodgers.

Thank you for saying “really” and “collectively” nearly a dozens times each in the first paragraph.

As a Cubs fan, I don’t disagree with this in the slightest. Guy needs to retire already.

Next year Apple will make a phone specially targeting you and your incredibly picky needs.

Science Fiction

Chill the fuck out, Spielberg

The deluxe Postal Service 10 year is a must own. Good move.

The deluxe Postal Service 10 year is a must own. Good move.

Sources say Cutler is coming out of retirement to play with Gase.

You’re correct with the foul ball. If runners are on base, too, they automatically advance one base.

Do you know what an apostrophe is?

Soccer fucking sucks.

Cool.

How about the fact that shitty humans are the main reason why these amazing creatures are on a path to extinction.

This is the worst piece of writing I’ve ever seen on deadspin.

Draisaitl ahead of Toews? How many cups in the last 7 years has the former been a captain for?