Who won, Tim?

He has a top five WAR since 2010 behind guys like Trout, McCutchen, and Joey Bats. But sure, you seem educated.

Jealously is a good color on you. Enjoy your remaining years in St. Louis!!!!! I’ll be at the world’s #1 restaurant tonight in Chicago but hey, you have an arch?

Solid burn, dude bro!!!

You're dumb

Wrong.

I fucking hate people.

I am SO fucking happy. Especially for the amazing response from the horrendous cards fans.

This is bad Kinja.

I will be VERY upset if this show doesn’t get green-lit for a third season. I get that the viewership isn’t quite there but season 2 of The Leftovers was by far and away my favorite of 2015. They’re taking risks that, in my opinion, no other show is doing (International Assassin?!?!) and god damn, Justin Theroux can…

Believe it or not, the article is more important than the title. You should try reading them!

Thought the exact same thing. Now I'm disappointed. :/

I didn't realize it was 2023 already.

I'm fairly certain that the mother was the one that staged the fake evidence and there was a discussion about whether to charge her or not. I love Kane but this is more about the fact that professional athletes and celebrities get their reputations ruined because the media circus places guilt on them before any facts…

I hope he does. This has tarnished his reputation (albeit he didn’t have a great one to begin with with the whole taxi incident) and screwed him out of a lot of endorsement money. I hope he makes an example out of this woman and her horrible mother. Patrick Kane will now be remembered as the guy who was accused of…

Whatever it takes to get these GD commercials from playing every 30 seconds, I'm for it.

Gross! Cut your fingernails...

Man, Gillette’s advertising it getting really subtle these days.

Thanks old man. By the way, how tough was it to get around with horse-drawn carriages?

For all the Cubs faithful out there, all the “pundits” said we would be competing in 2016. This was one fucking awesome year. Yeah, we shouldn’t have gotten swept but a shithole of a Mets team but their pitching staff is the best overall staff in the league. We did things as a team with 4 starting rookies that most…