Fourth Gen Pontiac Grand Am. Even new they were unmitigated pieces of shit. The enveloping plastic cladding was simply there to hide/hold together the rusted out panels behind them. The dash looked like it was made by Fisher Price, and if you didn’t have a button full out / get pushed into the dash, you needed to buy…

Chevy Cavalier.

Chevy Malibu.

Exactly why lane splitting is stupid and unnecessary.

The Ford Focus also got ruined in the mid aughts

Even though I don’t mind it (and actually own one)....

I honestly always secretly liked the look of the late 90s Cavalier, but then they “updated” it, and bleh!

For me it was the Acura TL. Went from this pretty great looking car:

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

Turbine-powered cars!

I don’t think you have any idea what you’re talking about.

Or, your kids can stream Netflix in the back seat... which is really fucking nice.

Is this a serious question?

This just looks so wrong.

Is that the 2100 block of Spruce in Philly? Looks really familiar.

Why did this article happen? Is this like when cops pull people over at the end of the month so they can meet their quotas?

Nobody suggested a 90s Honda Civic?!! For shame! Even on a stock civic EG (dont even mentioned the modded ones) the steering response and nimbleness of the car are near unbeatable even by todays standard.

Assholes like Evan Turner and Nick Young are why we Sixers fans embrace Hinkie.

One of my favorite reads, remember it fondly (here you go):