4 years ago, bought my first smartphone. At that time, download speeds for Verizon were regularly in the 40 Mbps range. Now, my speeds are 10 Mbps at best. I didn’t move. The tower near my house, less than 1/2 a mile away, hasn’t moved. Supposedly, phones are getting faster. Only one remotely reasonable cause comes to…

Timing belt/water pump due in 10k-20k miles, 2004 Tundras have a 4 speed auto, and that camper looks cool but, ultimately, cheap. $10k NP maybe, definitely CP at this price.

I had a great night. And I don’t hold a grudge or regret getting the supplies. Everyone else was very happy that OJ and moscato was available and I got my madreses and got drunk. 

She was paid by my cousin to stock the bar and make drinks. She didn’t bring OJ or moscato. I wanted madrases and the first 5-6 people who ordered wine wanted moscato. She was alone and obviously couldn’t leave. She definitely wanted me to hear it bc I was standing 2 feet away from her and had been for a while. I…

Interesting take. It was her job to bring the correct booze since she was hired to be the bartender and she brought everything else that was on the menu, except orange juice and Moscato. I volunteered to go bc I wanted to drink Madrases and the first 5 or 6 people that ordered wine wanted Moscato and it was my…

I just ran into an interesting situation at my cousin’s wedding last month. They had an open bar but only half the ingredients to make the drinks on the menu. My sister and I volunteered to run to Publix and pick up the needed supplies. Since we spent about $100 on ingredients, we didn’t tip the bartender. She was…

2 or 3 years ago, a complete, but totally in pieces, Testarossa sold on BaT for over $50k. 

In 2005, I had an anxiety attack/alcohol-related ER visit that cost me over $5600. I was in the ER for all of 45 minutes and, other than basic blood tests, no medicine or care was administered. When I received my bill I told the hospital I would pay $25 a month until I died and ONLY if they called me every month and…

CP, based almost entirely on location. 

That’s awesome.

This motherfucker dropping a “Rad” reference. Clutch. 

I am a collector and a pawn shop employee and I want to give you a couple quick tips.

I wish I understood Stock Market Math. How can a company that doesn’t produce anything AND loses billions of dollars be worth 4 times as much as a company that has existed for 100 years and actually makes money?

Peterman is throwing a Pick Six. That shit is guaranteed at this point. 

Crack Pipe, based on location only. If this was in the South or the West it would be NP all day. 

I just grab a package of bathroom wipes, clean up the toilet, shit, and leave the wipes in the stall for the next person. Obviously, this doesn’t work at all locations but I’m sorta picky about where I shit. 

So, milk and saltines? WHAT? THE? FUCK? I had crazy, old Depression great-grands who reused coffee grinds and tea bags and shit and I have NEVER heard of this bullshit. 

Everyone and their mother knows this is the greatest local lawyer ad OF ALL TIME. Bonus points for originally being shown during the Super Bowl.

Blueberry cake donuts are my favorite by far and I love dipping fries in ranch. I don’t eat ketchup at all. Or mayo, unless it has been turned into a sauce of some kind. 

$500!! I remember when Bitcoins were $7 a piece. The article about them was on Gizmodo.