Genius. For real. 

I’m from south GA but my best friend’s parents are from Port Washington. His mom swears by The Pasta Shoppe and his dad thinks Riverview Inn in Saukville is the best pizza ever. I just assumed those were “Milwaukee-style” if that was indeed a thing, which I now know it isn’t. This shit sounds like Home Run Inn to me.

I have said it once, and I’ll continue to say it, Saoirse Ronan must be protected at all costs. 

Psyche. Toast that shit and roll. 

Because it’s the best FF game. Gunblade > All other weapons. Come at me, bro. 

Mike Tirico immediately comes to mind. Definitely black, stands strong with his “Italian” heritage.

One of my college professors wrote a book about this very subject and based it on several families in, and around, New Orleans. Most of the white slave-owning families she was researching lost everything during/after the Civil War and were happy to pass along any and all information they had on their families. There…

You earned your fucking paycheck this week dude. 

Terrible call but he did “leave his feet” before hitting Foles, which is the only thing I can imagine might have made the ref throw the flag. 

Maybe I’m retarded but is there no chance they were dating and this is a domestic situation gone way wrong and now being covered up because, I’m assuming, she’s white and he’s black? Like some real, good old-fashioned “interracial” dating racism mixed with real, good old-fashioned police racism? What the fuck is…

2 weeks ago it was a symbol for punching your friends if you tricked them into looking at it. What is the world coming to?

That graphic shows exactly why there wasn’t much, if any, coverage. No one died. Being shot isn’t newsworthy, being dead is. 

Gita, absolutely nothing against you but how is this not a Luke Plunkett Special Report?!!!?!?!!??!!?

How do you program “manipulating all metallic objects” into a game? Flying I get, super punches I get, but what does it take to give the player the ability to literally be Magneto? I need answers

“Beer” was my first exposure to DAG. He had the best scene in the entire movie, by far. Somehow, no video evidence exists. 

Mass Effect: Andromeda. Literally unplayable. Made it like an hour in, at most.

Amazon and Gamestop both sold out within 5 minutes, Best Buy didn’t post there’s until 4am and sold out in 5 minutes, and Target never even posted any as far as I could tell. Needless to say, I didn’t sleep very well last night. 

I was gonna say weed, or at least a good connect, and maybe some occasional blow for the sorority girls.

Flacco was also nicknamed “Joe Cool”. No one can even pretend to be remotely original anymore. 

“Tyler: I get made fun of more for being a Bills fan than for being deaf and autistic.” This breaks my heart.