BMW-Uter
BMW-Uter
BMW-Uter

Of course, defection always remains a possibility...albeit a slim one probably.

Is there any concrete evidence as to who was at fault?

Props to BMW for making such a rigid chassis; the back still retains the shape of the car.

Scotty, I said beam me UP,

I haz such a sad.

Doug, just like with making fun of Apple products or LeBron James, there will always be haters. Nothing you said indicates you were just joking and you actually don’t believe that BMW uses lower than normal quality plastic in their cars. Other people want to believe because they personally don’t like BMWs. Just like

Canadian bank? I suspect this check(cheque?) is a fake!

Wait BMW plastic is bad quality? Compared to the Fisher Price-quality plastic used in American cars? Get real man, with proper care the inside of my 8 year old BMW looks pristine. Any American car I own looks like shit from the factory with misaligned panels and cracks on 3-4 year old cars. It’s not that big of a deal

Just so I’m clear . . . use of unintentionally offensive language is problematic, but intentionally dropping ugly, ethnic puns is cool, as long as you’re doing it “ironically” in a comment section?

Well that’s one way to get Tavarish’s next post about this car to WHY BUY A USED TERCEL WHEN YOU CAN BY THIS LS-SWAPPED PHANTOM?

That’s more 8-series than I’ve seen in my whole life. I want to go to there.

Maybe they waaaaaant to go back to his place, bouncy bouncy.

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking cats on my motherfucking plane!

E36 sport seats.

Actually in most Audis the dildo drives the car.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

“What the shit is this? Waaaay to many miles. Gonna need at least another $100,000 off.”

If you don't talk to your children about 1.5 psi, who will?

I bet you're fun at parties.