Just my eyebrows. Its the only hair I’ve got left so I’m rather protective

Are we still talking hair above the waist???

Hey careful what you say about salvage title

You haven’t seen my hair...

The “hardcore sports car fans” from the internet also don’t actually buy anything that isn’t 15+ years old with a salvage title.

That’s fair, but I’d only do it if it was paved.

Pulling into the median allows the officer to exit his cruiser and speak to you on the driver’s side, which is in the median rather than right next to traffic. I’ve heard of officers preferring people pull over in the median, especially if it’s paved. Not sure if this is true or not, but I can see the reasoning. I…

...Not to mention how long he was STILL sitting at 90+ mph with the cop on his bumper.

That’s Florida for you. Everyone always wants in the left lane—usually the right lane ends up being the fastest one because of these idiots and no one is ever paying enough attention.

Not only was he hogging the passing lane, but the RAV4 driver wouldn’t even move right to pull over. He’s got his head so far up his own ass that he stops his vehicle in the grass instead of the PAVED shoulder. So once the traffic stop is over, he’s going to have to merge with (presumably) faster traffic than he…

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

The slows won’t even move out of the left lane for the police. Ugh!

I know a divorced guy who has one inside of his house. I couldn’t believe it was just sitting there right next to his pool table. 

That is fucking sexy.

A custom bullet proof beamer sounds cool in that it speaks to my over-imaginative inner 9 year old. What was the fuel (in)efficiency like?

Did they at least give you the remote?

Was it a police auction?

but builds value into the vehicle that makes it harder to negotiate down.

hahah picking gold only made it better. 

It never stopped looking shockingly fucking awful to my eyes.