They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

People in the USA have been trading freedom and liberty for security for over a century now. They don’t seem to have a problem with it so long as they are properly conditioned that government is protecting them from something.

So, why aren’t you writing for Jalopnik?!?! This was fantastic!

It’s reacting to what is two cars up. I react to what’s going on a lot further than what is two cars up if I deem it necessary.

“*Note: some standard transmissions have synchromesh on first”

“tricky”

I wonder if people who are mystified by manual transmissions also stick to Velcro shoes.

Yeah, there’s also pull it down into second, before pushing it up into first.

People bought them new because they’re cheap. People avoid them used because they’re, well, cheap.

A manual won’t keep him from texting, common sense might...

Bmw e36s have fully syncronized transmissions.

That system already exists. It’s called eyes.

He Patrick George’d the shit outta that Corvette.

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle:

What an odd thing to incorrectly correct.

I’m embarrassed for this guy. Like painfully embarrassed for him.

Nice try indeed. When joining the Union, Texas retained the right to secede and to break up into as many as five states. It could happen, Texas is just “occupied Mexico” anyway.

You mean those rubes in Northern California? Don’t they want to secede from California?

I started dating a girl the spring before I turned 21 just to kill some time before we both left for other things in the fall. A girl we both knew had a 1 month old and asked us to watch him for a few hours one night and ended up gone all night and the next day, then she would ask us to watch him overnight and be gone…

Yup, I was awaiting another dumbass reply from a Californian so I could use the “where are you gonna get water?” card, but so far none have replied.