How can I stop the video from autoplaying every time I open up this story from Chrome?  

TJ’s is uniquely positioned to do on-line ordering, with it’s smaller inventory (less than a tenth of the items that an average supermarket would have - average of 4,000 vs 50,000). At most supermarkets, you have to distinguish between twelve different varieties of oreos or cheerios or spaghetti or black beans.

What worries me not is not the odds of this reaching my backyard, or the odds of succumbing to it - though I don’t really like the odds on either of those counts. Nor is it the inevitable breakdown of the global supply chain my primary worry, although we’re going to see shortages and deprivations we can’t even imagine.

Very satisfied S9 owner here, who had been looking forward to an upgrade this year.

NP, whatever the price!

Krupp and Thyssen and the Hartzburg Front acted in their self-interest in the 1930's - why shouldn’t Gates in 2020?

Surprised (disappointed?) to see no mention of the screen - aspect ratio, brightness, etc. Isn’t the screen *the* most-used feature of any laptop?

True - if I ever decide to stop carrying a smartphone, I’ll be yearning for one of these.

Had they been able to release a real replica with cassette functionality, they could have charged $1000 and still sold bundles to collectors and cassette fanatics.

Why don’t we just buy the Amazon?

My wife likes to prod me in the buttocks or bollocks any time she sees them unprotected.

Why don’t they use aluminium instead?

Blow.  

slamming the mouse down on my desk in frustration

Let’s hope the stockpiles remain locked up.   The way things have been going lately...  

Next year, smallpox?

In related news, I hear Jeffrey Epstein is opening a girls’ boarding school.

To be honest, I’m kind of starting to think it might be a good idea to shut the whole thing down already.

Wartburg - the premium DDR sedan. Why settle for two cylinders if you can afford three?

Future? Those troglodytes burdening themselves with ownership of a sofa they only occasionally use deserve nothing but mockery.